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Kitty Demotivational Poster


KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted




HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?


TAGS: sake hello kitty anime
Rating: 4.15/5

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Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 9:02 pm
You do reallize hello kitty is mostly marketed at adult women in japan right, kinda like betty boop.
Chuldo - January 13, 2013, 3:27 am
You've just entered a whole new world. Welcome to hell.
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:08 pm
...I just NOW see this???? ohhhhh, I would have made every attempt to buy this If I knew it existed! **Hello Kitty nerd here**
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:29 pm
Sanrio rejects any product that either contains sharp edges or would embarrass a girl in front of her mother. The douche made it past, and some devious weasels got the vib***** past them too before they were found out.
Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:44 pm

nice
tjhawk - July 19, 2010, 8:58 pm
thanks!!
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Great Job...love the concept . BTW...try looking up Hello Kitty d***o...ewwwww!


YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING - That Is So Cute You Just Have To Kick It?


TAGS: punt the kitty
Rating: 2.93/5

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Krissie - September 23, 2012, 12:26 am
OH geez, just saw the reply...And actually, yes...I DID kick the S.O.B. d*** good reason, too.
rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:54 pm

Come on, at one time you thought your ex husband was cute, and now.....you want to kick him.
Krissie - March 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
thats just AWFUL!
Lolli - January 13, 2010, 7:36 am
No.


I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -


TAGS: popeye kitty
Rating: 4.39/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:51 pm
I've always thought it was "Strong to the finich!" I guess I never have been a good listener!
tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:40 am
Very cute!
CleverUserName - May 13, 2011, 12:28 am
I'm Popeye the Sailor Cat -Mew Mew-


KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"




SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -


TAGS: jihad suicide kitty bomber instructor
Rating: 4.27/5

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Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:48 am
*Right lads, I'm only gonna show you this once! - Billy Connolly


HANG IN THERE -




MY PRECIOUS......... -


TAGS: smeagol gollum wet kitty
Rating: 2.35/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:38 pm
Someone did NOT enjoy their first flea-dip!


DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.


TAGS: kitty unreal tournament double kill
Rating: 3.16/5

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GaryO - September 17, 2015, 7:13 am
To the contrary, steve. In order to have a lifelong commitment, one must have a life. Then again, I s’pose lifeless, posterless compulsive commenters could just be committed.
steve1961 - September 17, 2015, 12:06 am
I congratulate on your ability to remain nobody of distinction. I see that it is a life-long commitment.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:43 pm
I see one bird in this picture. The other one is a chipmunk. Ha ha, you wrote that comment in 2008 and no one cares about these words.
Bonesy - April 24, 2009, 5:28 pm
Overachievers: Every species has them
SGT P - October 18, 2008, 1:50 pm
Awe....he brought presents! Good kitty!
pro - September 5, 2008, 1:19 am
Killing two birds with one ... cat?
Sean, et al. - September 5, 2008, 12:43 am
(Love it, even though I adore chipmunks and like birds. But my gods can do no wrong. 'Cept maybe on the carpet and I step in it, before seeing it. Ah well.)


YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


TAGS: kitty jedi squirrel
Rating: 3.26/5

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Life - December 16, 2010, 10:07 pm
Well obviously it was lost in a light saber battle and is no longer any concern for jedi duh never question the kittens again.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Supposed to be "supposed" - do you suppose?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 10:53 am
and some people wonder why they can't get laid.
Kspace - December 16, 2010, 8:59 am
1L the Sith Kitty would have 2 red lightsabers, not one red and one green. No Jedi fights with a red lightsaber.
HammerofHeeb - December 16, 2010, 8:10 am
Kittens AND lightsabers are a winning combination to me.


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


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TAGS: staring contest brick wall cat kitten kitty
Rating: 3.06/5

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koreiryuu - September 25, 2009, 11:49 am
Its the fact that this cat is just sitting in front of a brick wall, looking at it with nothing particularly catching it's attention. The captions are playing off a cat's stubbornness, since they cant talk and argue with a brick wall (its an expression)
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:44 pm
I just watch it for all the Blondes...I mean Glenn Beckster
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:42 pm
EXACTLY! It's obviously a white vs. black thing, created to breed hate in our subconscious...By the way, I watch a LOT of Fox News
spacedog - September 24, 2009, 8:39 pm
Because he's staring at his shadow?
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:36 pm
I would say the one that has eyes...also, I think this poster is subtly racist.
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:33 pm
It can't be Chinese...the cat would be the main course
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'd say the winner is the chinese restaraunt he's hanging out next to for far too long.


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




HITLER KITTY -


TAGS: legendarydarkknight45 hitler kitty
Rating: 3.78/5

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LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 10, 2012, 9:24 am
Yes, I have heard of it. I heard it was pretty good. I would love to read it some time.
CloudchaserS - January 10, 2012, 1:37 am
Ever hear of Maus? It's a graphic novel where the Jews are mice, the nazi's are cats and their Allied liberators are dogs


- caused by a too much prolonged exposition to Sailormoon's animes




WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.


TAGS: cats kitty walking on water jesus wet meow kitten
Rating: 2.78/5

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Anonymous - November 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Jesus wasn't immortal, he wasn't even real


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!




KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!




VENGEANCE -


TAGS: angry kitty crankyhead
Rating: 4.84/5

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5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:51 am
since I cant get to pats place
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 11:50 am
rather talk on a great poster
agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:14 pm
Perfect. Short, powerful caption... matches a powerful picture. 5L. Gold.


PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -




HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!


TAGS: hypnotoad cat kitty futurama
Rating: 2.95/5

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Ivellios - September 5, 2009, 12:03 am
ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!


SO SORRY - but your Dim Sum isn't ready yet




Zombie Cat -




WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.


TAGS: cat moon apollo astronaut space kitty
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:28 pm
Feline DNA is only a 4% match with humans, and almost 67% of moon rocks. You decide, I'm just going to give this 5 moonlions.


KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You


TAGS: kung fu kitty kat
Rating: 3.05/5

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motinet - January 15, 2012, 9:31 am

So THATS what really happened!
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am
d***!!!!


KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?




HELLO KITTY - NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!


TAGS: hello kitty
Rating: 2.27/5


DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR - they make me feel better about myself


TAGS: kitty
Rating: 4.8/5

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WANT A PIECE OF ME? -


TAGS: pack lunch tough kitty humor
Rating: 4.42/5

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lgvernon - February 6, 2012, 8:16 pm

Although I've posted several with cats, I don't think that's the case at all. Thanks for your comment.
Verdeckt - February 6, 2012, 8:13 pm
At the risk of wearing Sean's wrath, try not to limit yourself to just cat posters.


HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time


TAGS: kitty baby bath evil
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 9:53 am
Jesus...seek help Ben.
Debkins - October 9, 2010, 7:49 am
I don't get it Benlulz..maybe your just a sick..idk
Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:21 am
Another perfect example of a perfect young girl's ra** face. Cute.


HANG IN THERE LITTLE GUY. - Failing At Life Is A Lot Like Falling. The Higher You Are In It, The Harder It Will Hurt When You Drop.




UHMMMMM.... - Lemme think...




POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




KITTY CATS -


TAGS: kitty cats tigers
Rating: 3.4/5

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rnbw00 - August 1, 2011, 2:13 pm
Cats don't have owners...they have staff.


HE'S ALL SEEING - nothing you do...no where you can go...he sees EVERYTHING!




SETTLE DOWN GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: nice kitty
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 1:44 am
Whew! Hey...WAITAMINUTE! 5pork loving poodles


KITTY CONE MATRIX OF DEFENSE - Not quite as effective as it sounded.


TAGS: cones kitty matrix
Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:46 pm
I want to meet the ja****s behind this genius. 5 helpless kittens!


Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -




THE NEW WAR ON TERROR - In a last ditch effort by Al Queda they have recruited an elite squad... of suicide cats


TAGS: suicide kitty
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous - October 17, 2008, 3:01 pm
The first eight are easy, it's the ninth time they get uneasy about it....


The Horror -


TAGS: sho the envisage sparkles and hello kitty
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:40 pm
Oh the horror, the sweet sweet horror. 5&f
Greeny - May 19, 2013, 12:29 pm
Thanks - with credit to Steve for the inspiration; and Sho for the tours of his realm!
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:42 am
Geez yer good Greeny. Really really good. 5L


PURRRSISTENCE - Men chase women for the same reason dogs chase cats. Cat's tease!


TAGS: here kitty kitty kitty
Rating: 3.39/5

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shmoe13 - December 1, 2010, 6:37 pm
catwoman is such a tease.
MrBlack - February 6, 2010, 9:28 pm
Who cares if it ain't Michelle? Ye'd still hit it. So would I as a matter of fact.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2009, 2:00 am
Good one Trash. 5 dirty,dirty kitties.
Bob D. Sailor - July 22, 2009, 11:42 pm
THAT'S NOT MICHELLE PFEIFFER!!!!!


KUNG FU KITTY - Will kick your ass!


TAGS: kitty kung fu
Rating: 3.24/5

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PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo




INCONTINENCE -


TAGS: go away kitty
Rating: 2.91/5

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agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:11 am
Ronski with the failski.
Haarakkon - September 15, 2009, 1:05 am
When you **** yerself, the lion *might* leave.
Ronski - September 15, 2009, 12:56 am
I don't understand 0_0


INFOMERCIAL - New from RonCo... It's the Kitty Stacker! 8 cats, 1 location!


TAGS: infomercial kitty cat stacker
Rating: 2.56/5

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IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
All hell breaking loose in 3, 2, 1...


SITUATIONAL AWARNESS - It's always best to look before you... leap




Modern Day Cat Food -




HERE KITTY -


TAGS: kitty ride
Rating: 3.09/5

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MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!


TAGS: mommy dearest kitty cat kitten crazy betrayal love hate
Rating: 1.67/5

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DotDotDot - January 7, 2009, 2:42 am
Mange - Your kitten has it.
MeanGene - December 11, 2008, 8:31 am
I just threw up. Thanks. Very cute.
Edmeist - April 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
Is that a Chupacabra?
weker - March 3, 2008, 1:18 pm
no offence but that little cat looks like a mutant
MsPowder - February 10, 2008, 10:06 pm
::Giggles:: I Made This! Aint It Cute/Funny! Tha Kitten, Her Name Is Lil Angel And That Is Her Momma, Lil Jacq!!! - KissKissWivLuv


The Art of Exploitation -




INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


I'M PLAYING THE AIR GUITAR! -


TAGS: kitty playing air guitar
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 19, 2013, 9:07 pm
I posted it to Dig My Dog as well. I take care of a stray cat that looks just like this cat.
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:37 am
I sure hope you posted this at digmy dog as well...too cute!


HELLO KITTY - Mugging for the kitty again ?




NINJA KITTY - Showing off his mad Camo skills!!




KITTY CHA CHA SLIDE - Slide to the left.... Slide to the right. Two hops this time, two hops this time.




LEFT 4 KITTY -




PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!


TAGS: pretty please you can t resist kitty
Rating: 2.17/5

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BeautyFromPain - June 12, 2009, 2:13 am
No.


BEHOLD -


TAGS: kitty ghost humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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lgvernon - December 27, 2015, 9:55 pm

Thank you, Dizz.
mizzdizz - December 27, 2015, 8:10 pm
I know you made this in 2012 but its so funny, I wanted to let you know I loved it!!!!


CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!




LITTLE TABBY - is getting ***WAY*** too much TV


TAGS: cat kitty tv
Rating: 1.38/5

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Soft Kitty -




Fashion -


TAGS: fashion kitty shirt
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - February 11, 2014, 5:43 pm
Na, But someone should tell him that Spandex is a responsibility not a right. That's plain terrifying!!


GONNA GET YER NOSE -




Grumpy Kitty Smiling. -




FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!




CAT - It's way cheaper than beef. Especially if you catch them yourself. Or get them from a shelter.


TAGS: cat food kitty9000
Rating: 1.47/5


Bath Of Death! -




THAT . . . . -


TAGS: poor widdle kitty
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 1:46 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - July 20, 2016, 10:22 am
funny UP yours


BOUNTY -


TAGS: fat shame sweet sour kitty
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - December 1, 2016, 8:50 pm
Thanks! I've been skulking around here and there
Reality Lord - December 1, 2016, 8:24 pm

Merry Christmas dude. nice to see you again


Predictive Text -


TAGS: calendar goddonut frackingautocorrect kitty cats
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 31, 2015, 2:56 am
The evil symbol fairy will allow 'puddy'. Of course 'biayches' works with this too! LOL!


DEFINITE ARTICLE -


TAGS: kitty cat translate bad joke
Rating: 4.95/5

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NickDahlmier - May 12, 2016, 3:19 am
I thought it was because of the new h**-dog factory down the street... And has anyone noticed there are fewer dogs & general rodents in the neighborhood lately?
MissPriss - February 14, 2016, 7:57 pm
Hmm 'sod... kinda explains the disappearance of the stray cats in town and why every Monday is buffet surprise at the local restaurant SumDingWong.
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:17 am
In America, isn't the cat spayed/neutered? Hopefully? (its a JOKE, for those of you who are humor impaired! also known as a word play)
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:05 pm
This is part of why I only eat the chicken meals....
GaryO - February 13, 2016, 9:01 pm
excellent (in taste, too)
JesusWept - February 13, 2016, 6:26 pm
LOL very good!
lgvernon - February 13, 2016, 6:21 pm

Soddie, you are a bad, bad man.


Reunion -


TAGS: calendar vengeance memory kitty cats
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:54 pm
He's also bigger and badder than you are! LOL! Always enjoy a good ginger joke! LOL! 5L


I've been in more laps than a napkin! -




I can get out early on good behavior, right? -


TAGS: bad kitty
Rating: 4.67/5

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Apprehensive -




. . SO . . . -


TAGS: philosokitty rides again
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - January 15, 2016, 8:48 am
Voting with my heart and all honesty; 5L. You’ve got guts, kid. (But careful, litter box is rather full)


Jesus don't want me for a sun beam any more, -




Tactics -




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