Kitty Demotivational Poster
KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted
HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!
DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.
HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?
YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING - That Is So Cute You Just Have To Kick It?
I'M STRONG TO THE FINISH -
KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"
SUICIDE BOMBER INSTRUCTOR SAY: -
HANG IN THERE -
MY PRECIOUS......... -
DOUBLE KILL - Because killing one isn't enough.
YOU WERE SUPPOSE - TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE! The squirrels are better than you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it
LITIGATION KITTY -
FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.
HITLER KITTY -
- caused by a too much prolonged exposition to Sailormoon's animes
WALKING ON WATER - Only for immortals and beings with multiple lives.
RIFLES - The new generation of toys.
DUDE! - Just chill! You're harshin' my buzz!
KITTY PRYDE - OMG! wallhax!!
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA -
HYPNO-KITTY - Whatever you do don't look directly at... ...argh!... ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-KITTY!
SO SORRY - but your Dim Sum isn't ready yet
Zombie Cat -
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?
NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.
KITTY CAT KUNG FU - It WILL Obliterate You
KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?
HELLO KITTY - NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!
DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR - they make me feel better about myself
WANT A PIECE OF ME? -
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time
HANG IN THERE LITTLE GUY. - Failing At Life Is A Lot Like Falling. The Higher You Are In It, The Harder It Will Hurt When You Drop.
UHMMMMM.... - Lemme think...
POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures
KITTY CATS -
HE'S ALL SEEING - nothing you do...no where you can go...he sees EVERYTHING!
SETTLE DOWN GREYBEARDS -
KITTY CONE MATRIX OF DEFENSE - Not quite as effective as it sounded.
Sith Lord - Darth Kitty Cat, -
THE NEW WAR ON TERROR - In a last ditch effort by Al Queda they have recruited an elite squad... of suicide cats
The Horror -
PURRRSISTENCE - Men chase women for the same reason dogs chase cats. Cat's tease!
KUNG FU KITTY - Will kick your ass!
PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo
INFOMERCIAL - New from RonCo... It's the Kitty Stacker! 8 cats, 1 location!
SITUATIONAL AWARNESS - It's always best to look before you... leap
Modern Day Cat Food -
HERE KITTY -
MOMMY DEAREST - Sometimes Your Mother Can Turn Her Back On You!
The Art of Exploitation -
I'M PLAYING THE AIR GUITAR! -
HELLO KITTY - Mugging for the kitty again ?
NINJA KITTY - Showing off his mad Camo skills!!
KITTY CHA CHA SLIDE - Slide to the left.... Slide to the right. Two hops this time, two hops this time.
LEFT 4 KITTY -
PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!
CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!
LITTLE TABBY - is getting ***WAY*** too much TV
Soft Kitty -
GONNA GET YER NOSE -
Grumpy Kitty Smiling. -
FALSE ALARM - It's okay...that's just Chthulu... Elder God Douchebag is okay!
CAT - It's way cheaper than beef. Especially if you catch them yourself. Or get them from a shelter.
Bath Of Death! -
So, you think 2018 is going to be a better year? -
THAT . . . . -
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I've been in more laps than a napkin! -
I can get out early on good behavior, right? -
. . SO . . . -
Jesus don't want me for a sun beam any more, -